Parthenope | Review by: James Larmour

Parthenope is a visually stunning film that feels like a true love letter to Naples. At its core, the story follows a young, beautiful woman who seems to have it all—an echo of the siren Parthenope from Neapolitan mythology. As the film unfolds, we see how her charm and allure shape the people around her, exploring the contrast between appearance and reality.

The performances are a standout, especially Celeste Della Porta, who brings depth and nuance to the role. Sorrentino carefully frames her presence, complemented by a striking wardrobe that enhances her character’s mystique. While the script occasionally limits her range, she conveys a lot through subtle expressions and quiet moments. Another highlight is Gary Oldman’s portrayal of John Cheever—his scenes are compelling, but his limited screen time left me wanting more.

Visually, Parthenope is breathtaking. Every shot is meticulously composed, showcasing both the beauty and the grittier side of Naples. The cinematography is the film’s strongest asset, often making up for areas where the storytelling falls short. The soundtrack and period-accurate settings also do a great job of immersing the audience, enhancing the emotional weight of key moments.

Thematically, the film explores beauty, allure, and the darkness that often accompanies them. These ideas come through in the characters, but the pacing drags at times, making the story feel less engaging than it could have been. There are also a few moments that seem designed for shock value rather than meaningful impact, which felt out of place. A more cohesive narrative would have made Parthenope’s journey feel more authentic and compelling.

Ultimately, Parthenope is a beautifully shot film that will appeal most to those who appreciate visual splendor and strong performances. It effectively explores the hidden depths of people—the idea that you never truly know someone beyond what they choose to show. If you’re drawn to films that blend striking cinematography with reflective storytelling, this one is worth a watch.

Rating: 2.5/5 stars

Review by: James Larmour

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